Here’s a joke I read on the Internet the other day. I found it hilarious.
A small town had three churches– Presbyterian, Methodist, and Baptist.
All three had a problem with squirrels in the church. Each church dealt with them in their own way.
The Presbyterians decided it was predestined that the squirrels be in the church and they would have to live with them.
The Methodists decided to deal with the squirrels lovingly. They humanely trapped them and released them at the edge of town. Within 3 days, the squirrels were back.
The Baptists had the best solution. They voted the squirrels in as members. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.